Coffee, Sex and Evangelization

Sex, Coffee and Evangelization
(Answers To Questions You’d Rather Not Ask)

Evangelization is the process, or more appropriately, the practice of bringing the Good News.
And the Good News refers to the life of Jesus Christ, the lifeHe lived and spent; why He came to
earth and what He did for us.

The Good News is also called the Gospel, thus to evangelize means to preach the Gospel, the life of Jesus Christ.

Evangelization, though, is:
• not just preaching the Gospel;
• more than just the practice or process of bringing the Good News.
Evangelization is:
• bringing, leading people to Jesus
• a way of life (living the life of Jesus)

Q. So, what’s that to me?

A. Jesus commanded and authorized us to:

“Go into the whole world and proclaim
the Gospel to every creature” (Mark 16:15)

“Go and make disciples of all nations”
(Matthew 28:19)

When Jesus called his first disciples he gave them the promise:

“I will make you fishers of men” (Matthew 4:19)

“You will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, throughout Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth”(Acts 1:8)

Evangelization could occur anytime, anywhere, as opportunity arises; it can take place on the streets, in a bus, a ship, a plane, in the mall, restaurant, schools, markets, beauty parlor, clinic, in the church, office, in the park. More importantly, it should start at home. It can happen during break time, lunchtime, in the morning, afternoon, evening or during bedtime, etc.

Q. Bedtime? Are you nuts? You mean sex and evangelization go together, like sugar and cream in a cup of coffee? Sounds great, though, sounds like three-in-one – bedtime, sex, evangelization. On the other hand, sounds weird and not doable to me.

A. Of course! But not during sex session, stupid! Can you you put sugar and cream while drinking your coffee?

Q. Ok, 0k, you sex-righteous, I mean self-righteous, bedroom preacher. Shall I do it before or after drinking my coffee?

A. Do what?

Q. Put cream and sugar on the cup of coffee! You dirty mind!

A. Hey, where did you come from? Before drinking your coffee, ignoramus!

Q. Hey, I’m not ignoramus, you cocky preacher. I’m just honestly naïve, or is it the other way around, naively honest. Besides, I don’t; drink coffee, never did since I was born.

A. Sorry about that. Why didn’t you tell me, in the first place?

Q. In the second place, you didn’t ask me, did you? But I’m still puzzled how sex and evangelization. Shall I do it before or after sex, certainly not during sex, just as you cannot mix cream and sugar while drinking your coffee.

A. Well, you can do it before or after, whichever is convenient to you. On second thought may before is better.

Q. Maybe after is better, isn’t it? Because if I do it during foreplay my partner may get turned off. Then I lose everything, sex, evangelization and my bed, right?

A. I said before sex, not during foreplay! You have to do it pre-foreplay. For example, when your wife is before the dresser, combing her hair, or making up the bed, or cutting her toe nails. Or telling wonderful things that happened to her, something like those, you know. And I’m not talking about evangelizing your wife alone. I’m talking about start evangelizing your family, then your relatives, especially your in-laws. You know the best indicator that you are ready to “go make disciples of all nations . . . the whole world . . . every creature . . .” is when you have made your mother-in-law a disciple of Christ.

Q. Great! However, sorry to let you know, I don’t have a wife.

A. Whatttt? Why didn’t you tell me in the first place, you honestly, naïve, or naively honest , whichever, “son of a . . .’

Q. Buttt . . . I do have a husband. Bye (running away)

A. What? (again) You mean, you’re a “she”, I mean, a “he-she”, a “she-he”, forget it, whatever. (shouting vigorously), My mistake, evangeliztion should begin with you!

How bout you there! Don’t just sit there. Start evangelizing your own self.

Come to Jesus!

If you have already done that then go and preach the Gospel.

Bring a soul to Jesus!