Laws of Life...: Bedtime Mail Box

Laws of Life...
Book Extract: Bedtime Mail Box
ISBN: 9788178061269
Author: Dr. A. K. Bakthavatsalam; R. Gururaj
Publisher: Unicorn Books (www.pustakmahal.com)

This reading material is one from a collection of 47 choicest enlivening short stories to lift your spirits and help you smile even when alone. A book you can’t afford to give a miss.

Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Cannon’s Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

O’Brien’s Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.

Bell’s Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you
are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Willoughby’s Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won’t work, it will.

Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.

Breda’s Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

Owen’s Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

The Queue Principle:
The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that
you are standing in the wrong line.